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Hey there! What are you doing with that hammer?
I want to put a nail in my head, but i'm worried that it will hurt.
You silly boy! Don't you know anything about POSTMODERNISM-- pain is just a social construct!
Hmm... I guess you're right...

 
Damn, this is some *good* shit!

 

Hi, x SoyBoy x, what are you doing?
Same thing I do everyday, you stupid junkie. I'm kicking ass and taking names, 'cause I got the Edge! Now go away, loser!
Five minutes later...
Hey, dude, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to the Promise Ring show at the Lambert tonight.
Man, that music is for sissies! Geez! I keep your kind alive by not eating meat, and *this* is the thanks I get? Get out of my face!
Ha ha ha! I bet i'm the toughest damn mo-fo in this city. *Nobody* can take me on.
*sigh* Yet another foolish mortal...

 

In a factory somewhere near the Mexian border...
Okay, Meester White, I made a thousand pairs of snakers in an hour, just like you told me.
Great work, Maria! Now here's your 50 cents for the day... And don't forget to tell your cousin Juan that we have plenty of jobs waiting for him, too.
Meanwhile, in Berkeley University..
Egad! That girl needs my help. This looks like a job for... the SWEATSHOP AVENGER!!!
A few minutes later...
The is no use in running away, Labor Rights Violator! You can run, but you can never hide!
I'll get you for this, Sweatshop Avenger...

 

On a destered island, somewhere off the coast of Malaysia...
*sigh* I've been here almost three months now. I've gotten by without plumbing, sex, and Sleater Kinney... but now i'm cranky, i'm tired, and I could use a bite to eat. What's a girl to do?
* BURP *

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