All comics by PaulSquall

 

Introductions aside by PaulSquall 5-11-05
Meet our intrepid hero. Hi. . .uh. . .I guess I should introduce myself.	Hm. . .But how does one truly do that? Especially when one doesn't even know with whom he is speaking.	But if I don't hurry, then I'll have missed my chance to properly introduce myself. Afterall, this is only a three panel strip. Wait! 1 - 2 - 3. Crap! My name is --

 

Idyllic Childhood (Like Yours...) Part 1 by PaulSquall 5-11-05
Remembering childhood fondly. Oh wow! A clown! And not just any clown. I'm a special clown! I'm a court appointed clown!	What's a court appointed clown? I've come to serve you papers! Funny papers! From the court.	To be continued... Funny papers like Garfield and Peanuts? Nope. Divorce papers.

 

Idyllic Childhood (Like Yours...) Part 2 by PaulSquall 5-11-05
Our Adventure Continues... So your a court appointed clown here to serve me divorce papers? Yeppers! It's jolly fun fun fun. And I may choose also to deliver a banana cream pie or a seltzer water!	I thought the way it worked was that one of my parents served my other parent with the papers. Why are you serving me? What do you know about it? Your just a kid.	But don't worry. This doesn't mean your parents don't love you. They just can't stand one another anymore, and they'll spend the rest of their natural lives telling you how they disdain the other.

 

My Profession by PaulSquall 5-11-05
You're the manager of a video game store. Wow! That must be a lot of fun. Yeah? Where do you work?	At a mattress factory. I'll bet that's really relaxing!	I used to work at a window factory. What a view!

 

Yep. by PaulSquall 5-11-05
Just less than two months ago. . . Well, Christine. I'm all packed and ready to go. Took forever, but now I'm off to California! Yep.	So. . .yeah. . .3,000 miles away. . .from here. . .and you. . . and everything. . . so. . . Bye. Yep.	Yep.

 

Regarding Writing. . . by PaulSquall 5-12-05
This is a pretty good comic, Brian. I know. I drew it. You wrote it. How could it not be great?	You obviously haven't read all of my stuff. Don't be so hard on yourself, chum. You're a great writer.	Really? You think I'm great? Didn't you see my full length film, "Toaster"? Oh yeah. Scratch what I said earlier.

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