A Likely Story

Author: Paulox

Date: November 29, 2001

by Paulox
11-29-01
Alek's a bit flustered...
Woah! I was chased by the police today, I had 6 kilos of heroin on my back and 50 pills up my arse...
...when they caught me, they did a strip-search and threw me behind bars. It was ok though, because I...
The truth comes out...
...managed to escape and fight my way back out to the street where I made £6 million selling crack to school kids!
Shutup Alek, we all know you were playing bridge with your grandmother today