The Cloven Hoof

Author: PennyDreadful

Date: July 28, 2010

by PennyDreadful
7-28-10
I can't believe that the Old Testament God Yahweh showed up and expects me to sacrifice a goat in his honor. ----What makes it worse is that I'm a Goddamned Vegan! Why a goat?
So...any cloven hoofed beast could be substituted...hmmmm....
It all has to do with the belief that any beast with a cloven hoof is related to "the devil"---so of course is thought of as being evil and unclean. It says something about it in Leviticus.
Where are you going?
To ritualistically sacrifice the entire cast of ICarly. ----------------You owe me one.