Trying to start a post Patriot Act bank account

Author: PennyDreadful

Date: August 4, 2010

by PennyDreadful
8-04-10
Okay Penny, we'll just need one other form of I.D. to activate your account.
But I gave you my birth certificate, social security card and driver's license.
Yes but anyone sneaking into the country can easily have those documents faked.
Okay, so what do you need?
We need either a gym membership card or a Sam's Club I.D.
So...terrorists can fake a birth certificate, but their weakness is in recreating a Bally's I.D.?