Worcestershire Sauce

Author: PennyDreadful

Date: August 22, 2010

by PennyDreadful
8-22-10
What-What and all that, move it along you crusty ol' beggar--you remind me of one of Keira Knightley's dried up ovaries.
I have no idea what you're talking about--I'm a business man wearing a suit and tie.
It also appears, sir, that you're wearing a spare piece of twine as a belt. Chim Chim Charoo.
I'm on my way to a meeting, and ...
In the name of her majesty the right hideous Queen, I'm going to commence to clubbin' ya about the noggin', you smelly ol' basket of fish and chips.
Could you recite Monty Python's "Spam" routine while you do it? I love your accent.