Buyer beware

Author: PennyDreadful

Date: September 5, 2010

by PennyDreadful
9-05-10
Here is a copy of your final paper work and the keys to your new place.
I'm a home owner! I can't believe it!
Now for full disclosure...
NOW full disclosure? What's wrong with it--plumbing, electrical...?
The house is haunted by an Incubus--a male raping spirit.
Oh thank god! I thought you were going to say it had Asbestos.