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by Penzdragon
1-16-03
The investigators, hot on the trail of the evil demon Cassandra, find themselves in an ancient graveyard...
Excuse me sir. Did an evil demon come by here recently?
Ahhh.... was she about ye tall?
Yes! Has she been here?
Ummm.... yeah. She came by a couple of minutes ago and went into that tomb over there.
And the intrepid heroes rush towards the tomb, not nowing what they will find next...
We're right behind you daddy-o!
Come on, guys! We've almost caught up to her.

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
The investigators scour the tomb in search of the demon...
Okay guys! Let's split up and search this place. Skittles, you're with me.
That's cool with me daddy-o!
Hey, Boris, you wanna team up with me?
Da!
What horror with they find in the depths of the tomb? Who will survive? Why does that man have his hand down his pants? These questions and more will be answered in the next edition of Call of Cthulu!
I guess that means you're with me, baby!
Man, why am I always stuck with this guy?

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
Joseph and S&M Willie travel down one of the dark corridors...
My, my. This certainly is a long tunnel. Speaking of long, do you know what they say about guys with big feet?
If we run into something deadly, I hope he is the first to go....
Uuunnnnggggg....
You know, I think someone else is here with us, Joseph.
Joseph flees the scene as S&M Willie becomes the first casualty of their war against the old ones.
Argggg!!!
Accckkkk!!! Oh the pain! Ohhh... it kinda turns me on. Oh my, losing too much blood. Goodbye cruel world.

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
As Joseph runs blindly down the hall, he comes upon the most ghastly scene he has ever seen!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
What? I'm just a talking goat.
Having failed his sanity roll upon seeing the demonic talking goat of Dunwich, Joseph loses enough sanity to push him over the brink and end his career of investigating the Cthulu mythos.
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
Hey Goat. Did you get the other one?
Yep. He came running over here, took one look, and went mad, just like the rest of em.
What is it that makes you so scary?
It is my ferocious claws and huge giant teeth and the menacing look on my face and...
What?

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
Hmmm.... who would have thought that the tomb would lead to an underground river?
I'm happy it did. That was a friggin' long walk. I need a drink.
Ah, that was good water. Whoa... I feel kinda weird...
*Snicker*
Don't you tell a friggin' soul or I'll...... I'll...... breath fire on you.

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
Aight.
I'm going to go see if I can walk this off.
After a couple of minutes, Ed comes across a strange figure...
I am Halmotep, Lord of this River. It seems you have been afflicted with my curse. There is only one cure: to give me your soul!
You know what. When dealing with the devil, don't. So just go to Hell.
Unlike humans, demons tend to take what people say quite seriously.
As you wish...
Man... me and my big friggin' mouth...

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
Welcome to Hell. Make yourself comfortable, you will be here for a while.
Come on man. Can't we work something out?
I have work to do now. But don't worry, I won't leave you by yourself. I just ran into a friend of yours that I think you will be happy to meet.
A friend? Here?
Hiya baby! It's me, Willie! I've been waiting to be alone with you for a long time.
*Whimper*

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
While waiting for Ed, Boris is ambushed...
Whoa!
Dieeeeeeee!!!!!!
Boris is forced to rely on a last resort in the Cthulhu universe... magic. Although it gives him power, it comes at a cost of sanity.
Infernus Cthuga!
Aieeeeee!!!!!
The loss of sanity begins to wear on Boris's already wearied mind....
Whoa.....
The sky is falling!!!!

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
Two have fallen to insanity...
Hey Jospeh! You gotta help me! I am being chased by a chicken! Hee.. heeee... heh...
Chickens! Ha! It's the goats that are after us! The goats I tell you!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Two have lost their lives...
Bend over and take it like a man!
Unggg......
Only two remain...
I'm amazed that the token black guy wasn't the first to go...
I think I see something up ahead Skittles!

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
Oh, it's a chessboard.
Hmmm.... what is a chess board doing in a place like this? Wait, white beating black... Don't make that last move!
Oh. It looks like white is about to have black in checkmate. I'll just finish the game. Checkmate.
In the Cthulu universe, things that are out of place tend to be cursed. This chessboard was cursed by a vengeful chess player when Jesse Jackson condemned chess because it pitted black vs white.
Oooppps...

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
The priest continued on alone to face the demon...
Aha! I have you now foul beast!
Bah, none of you should have made it this far! Now I will show you my true form mortal!
Upon witnessing the true power of demonic beings, investigators begin to reconsider their current line of work...
Hmmm...
Die mortal! You shall never defeat me!
Life or death can ofter come down to a single skill roll...
Defeat you! I... I... I just wanted my wallet back. You took back in New York.
Your fast talk roll failed. You are mine now, mortal!

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
When confronted with a superior being in Call of Cthulu, it is generally the fastest, not the strongest, who survive...
But always remember about the damn tentacles...
Must... run....
With their long range and powerful strokes, they can pulverize an investigator quite quickly...
Ouch....

 

by Penzdragon
1-16-03
So, now we come down to the final strip. What have we learned from this adventure?
Insanity is not only possible, but likely... And although magic can be a great help, it can come at a steep cost...
Encountering monsters usually ends in death. It is best simply to run and hope you are faster than your fellow investigators.
Be careful of what you ingest or fool with. Anything can have dire effects... With these in mind, you can be a successful investigator in Call of Cthulu.
However, through this adventure, one question has remained unanswered....
Why do I have my hand down my pants!?

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