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by Pfeife_raucher
11-16-04
I should smoke a J in front of the white house as an act of social protest.
15 min later
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Well that didn't do anything. Maybe I should vote next time instead.
Hey you can't park h...*cough* Can I hit that?

 

by Pfeife_raucher
11-16-04
Hey, you got new horns. Those are sweet. Where'd you get 'em?
I'm wearing 'em till Paris Hilton gets back down here. Thanks.
Do you like the new tail?
Yeah, man, that's sweet. Did you get it off Ken Lay?
No. Ron Regan.
Oh, SNAP! I didn't know my dawg Ronnie was down here.

 

by Pfeife_raucher
11-17-04
Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
Oh my GOD! That's repulsive!
Oh come on. Like you've never used that line before.
Touche
Wait. You not above 18 are you?
Boy. It's like looking in a mirror.

 

by Pfeife_raucher
11-17-04
Preemptive stikes are the only way to secure America!
If we do not destroy the usurping religious nuts, they will destroy our country!
And to make a public show, here we have the first middle easterner to start stirring up trouble. Nothing says don't tread on me like a public execution!
Forgive them Father, they know not what they do.

 

by Pfeife_raucher
11-17-04
Welcome to Crappy Burger. Whould you like to try a crappy burger?
Wait. In reviewing you speech balloon you didn't capitalize crappy burger. Are you saying your burgers are actually crappy?
I guess so. You want one?
Um...sure. I would never have guessed your burgers were actually crappy, though.
Well thats the way things are. You wanna wash it down with a shit shake? I make those myself.
I think I'll pass.

 

by Pfeife_raucher
11-17-04
This isn't my fault. I voted for Kerry.
Mine either. I voted for Nader.
You Bitch.

 

by Pfeife_raucher
11-17-04
The war on drugs meets the war on terror.
When you buy Marijuana you are supporting terrorist organizations.
Wouldn't that mean that giving incentives to grow marijuana on american soil and distribute it would be a crippling financial blow to terrorist organizations.
This boy is nothing but a threat to national security.
Screw it! I'm moving to Canada.

 

by Pfeife_raucher
11-17-04
I'm here with this weeks pay.
Doesn't the staff sergeant give it out?
Well my firm just realized that since we make most of the weapons being used, it would be better if we just bought the army.
Where's my gun. I'm going to kill this guy.
Would you mind wearing this nametag while you do it?

 

by Pfeife_raucher
11-21-04
I'm going to make compleatly unfunny strips that no one understands and don't really say anything.
Oh, so you're on strip creator, too?
Oh yeah. I make fun of other strip makers by name, yet produce completely asinine, mediocre comics without consistency or a punch line.
Wow, I'd never want to read your comics!
So inconsistent, in fact, that characters will change and so will back grounds.
Oh yeah and you should leave the characters and backgrounds on default and waste everones time.

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