All comics by Phanatic

 

by Phanatic
1-10-02
We're in a cartoon. say something funny!
How postmodern of you.
That's not funny.

 

by Phanatic
1-10-02
Hi.
Ummmm. Hi.
So... what brings you here?
Right. Stupid question.

 

by Phanatic
1-10-02
So, you're a dragon huh? I thought dragons were only mythical creatures.
We are. What you're experiencing is merely an alcohol induced hallucination.
Fair enough.

 

by Phanatic
1-10-02
You suck.
You suck more.
Touché

 

by Phanatic
1-10-02
Stickman wakes up late one morning in a garbage bin.
...Man, what happened last night? All I remember is getting really drunk, then going to break up with my girlfriend...
Climbing out, he finds a letter from her stuffed down his pants.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. You can't dump me, 'cause I'm dumping you!"
Meh. She was a bitch anyway.

 

by Phanatic
1-10-02
Bet you're wondering why I have a nail in my head, huh?
"I think I'll use my hammer and nails..."
It all started when I decided to use my hammer and nails.
...
Oh, sorry - there's not enough captions. It was really funny though. Too bad.

 

by Phanatic
1-11-02
"There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'"
You just don't get it!

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