Solutions creating problems.

Author: PhaseRat

Date: October 13, 2006

by PhaseRat
10-13-06
A Presidential rally is in trouble due to a lack of permits for giant flags.
How can I help officer?
Did you organise this event?
I am the President's advisor, yes.
You're gonna have to move the flag. And I'll have to write you a ticket.
Is this better?
Sir, gateways to Hell have to be approved in writing five days in advace of opening said gateway.