My take on it.

Author: PhreakyChinchilla

Date: January 16, 2003

The way it should be.
Peter Townsend and Michael Jackson to share a cell...
I knew that would happen. I wonder which one of the wankers will be the 'wife'.
Rumor has it, they had been online buddies for quite some time..
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Authorities have taken over Neverland Ranch in investigation.
...Never say never.