The Tick

Author: PhreakyChinchilla

Date: March 31, 2003

Heard on the phone:
Seriously, he is a total dirtbag. He likes anything with a hole.
Yeah..and like.. he asked if I wanted to come up for "egg sandwiches"... like what the fuck??
Girl, I'm telling you. Stay away from him.. he's like a blood-thirsty tick..
Like.. he has lyme disease or something?? Gross, I didn't know that!
...........No. I was thinking more like the "parasite" point of view...
..........Oh. Okay. Totally.