A somewhat warm idea of capitalism

Author: PhreakyChinchilla

Date: January 14, 2005

Lew is going to apply for a job as a District Manager at Hot Topic...
He needs help coming up with a title for his resume. They want something that "entices us to learn more about you".
DID YOU SAY LEW'S BEEN BRAINWASHED BY ANGRY GOTHS WAITING FOR THE MOTHERSHIP???
You're so dramatic.
THERE'S NO TIME, WE HAVE TO HELP HIM. QUICK, TO THE BAT CAVE!