You may already be a winner

Author: PhreakyChinchilla

Date: July 29, 2002

Our hero receives important news...
You may already be a winner...
Fuck that.
You will be entered in a drawing after purchase of 12 magazines subscriptions. What the %*
Never misses an opportunity.
I wonder if I still have that anthrax in my basement..I could reseal the envelope and put it in Mr. Goldstein's mailbox.