The Freshman Experience (Pt 1)

Author: PhreakyChinchilla

Date: July 29, 2002

Our victim unsuspectingly walks into an Upper Classmen's room...
So like..how long have you like lived in this dorm?
Dude, it's been so long...I can't even remember, dude.
...and if there's one thing about Upper Classmen...
What's that moving on your desk? A lizard or something? You have a pet?
Wha..? No, dude! That's my lunch.
..they eat just about anything.
Peace.
Yeah... Bologna, cheese, and some mayo we ripped off from the Campus deli a few weeks ago.