The Freshman Experience (Pt 4)

Author: PhreakyChinchilla

Date: July 29, 2002

Let's not forget about going Greek!
Welcome to Kappa Alpha Upyours! I'm Pete.
Dude... where's the beer?
Beware of the pitchlines..
At KAU, we consider ourselves to be brothers. Do you have brothers?
Dude... where's the beer?
...and don't forget to stay GOAL ORIENTED during Rush Week! Happy Rushing! :)
Alright, maybe not. We do a lot of community service here at KAU, do you do any community service?
So..like...Dude... where's the beer?