All comics by PigIron

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by PigIron
1-11-05
heeeeey! I'm jean-luc godard!
now i'm not.
haha, what the fuck?

 

by PigIron
1-11-05
stop clowning around!

 

by PigIron
1-11-05
now you've really got me crossed!
no, i'm not talking to you right now.

 

by PigIron
1-11-05
heeeey do you think you can watch the baby after work today, gary?
i can't. i'm in jail.
What the hell Gary?! what for?!
i killed the baby.
oh, weird coincidence.
you better fucking bet, Bill.

 

by PigIron
2-04-05
i need a cigarette
fuck yeah, i hear that shit.
they said i could only smoke in here if i was on fire.
YEAH! tell it like it is.
yeahhhh homey!
yeaaaaaah dog! native america nations unite!

 

by PigIron
2-04-05
i need to get out of here. chicago is killing me.
fuck yeah, i hear that shit.
they said i could only smoke in here if i was on fire.
YEAH! tell it like it is.
BOK BOK!
yeaaaaaah dog! native america nations unite!

 

by PigIron
2-04-05
i'm tripping my balls off!
wait. ha. what the fuck? are you a real indian?
fuck yeah homey.

 

by PigIron
2-04-05
i'm tripping my balls off!
wait. ha. what the fuck? are you a real indian?
no. I am a proud Cherokee Native American chied from the Cherokee dealer on Sagamore Parkway in Native America. I pick maize and I show the white man how to make popcorn and on Thursdays we have a h

 

by PigIron
2-04-05
wait. did i say "chied"? i meant chief! chief. sorry about that.
ha! holy SHIT is it hot out here.
no. I am a proud Cherokee Native American chied from the Cherokee dealer on Sagamore Parkway in Native America. I pick maize and I show the white man how to make popcorn and on Thursdays we have a h

 

by PigIron
2-07-05
okay, i need $70000 by lunch
why?
because i am seriously so fucking hungry!
hahaha.. I am going to lunch at the food court in the Darth Maull.

 

by PigIron
2-07-05
i'm in jail. can you post my bail?
uhhhh okay? on what board? haha, no seriously. how much you need?

 

by PigIron
2-14-05
okay, someone just messaged me to let me know that we're asian and not native americans.
what the fuck? where do they think native americans came from? am i right? give it up.

 

by PigIron
2-14-05
oh shit, did you watch the Grammy awards last night???!?!!?
no.
i mean yeah i did, but i really don't want to talk about . it.

 

by PigIron
2-14-05
yooooooo happy valentine's day holmes!
wooooordddd happy vday dog!
get your rose on, essay!
i love writing essays. i love love.
are you SURE we are asian?
like 100%.

 

by PigIron
2-14-05
i was just found guilty for the murder of my grandparents!
how did they find out?!?!
they were tracing my calls!
that's great! i wonder where my tracing paper went. essay.

 

by PigIron
2-14-05
happy holidays!
happy holidays to you snowman!
there is a fire in my soul and it burns my soul because it is fire.
please check out www.alexander-t.com for my delightful delights and painful paynes.

 

by PigIron
6-19-05
i should run home, get the library books and movies and then we can come back here and order a pizza because i am really hungry for a pizza.

 

by PigIron
7-05-05
okay okay okay....so have you heard about the priest and the nanny??!
haha no! sounds like a good one.
they were found dead at the bottom of the Hudson river!
hahah ooooookay
they found Ted Kennedy's map in the glove compartment!
oh they were in a car?

 

by PigIron
7-05-05
my new neighbor is a Nazi war hero!
WAIT! don't you mean--!
okay i've got 2 go.
me 2
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by PigIron
7-05-05
I am so sick of hearing about this girl in Aruba or whatever. you know what I mean?
ha, I toadally agree.
RANDOM COMIC LAYOUT YIELDS AWESOME PUNCHLINES!!!
I almost wish I hadn't killed her.

 

by PigIron
7-05-05
alien workshop!
birdhouse!
alien workshop!
birdhouse!
birdhouse!
alien workshop! ....................... .............. ............................... ........ haha oh shit.

 

by PigIron
9-20-05
welcome to outer space.
thank you.
seriously, i still can't tell if you are asian or a native american.

 

by PigIron
9-20-05
HAPPPY HALLOWEEEEEN!
yay!
i can't think of anything funny. can you? can you canoe? THIS question, simple as it is, has been the focus of much discussion in both proletarian and bourgeois circles.

 

by PigIron
6-16-06
I haven't done a comic strip in a while because I have been focusing my internet capabilities on my site and blog.
I'm from ANWAR
Did you see the Matt Lauer-Britney Spears interview last night?
I'm thinking thoughts.

 

by PigIron
6-16-06
Hey, how about that NSA spying program?!
how about it?!
I think they are listening to my calls
i think they are listening to mine too!
that's why i came here to talk to you in person about blowing up the Pentagon
that's why i came here to talk to you in person about blowing up the Pentagon... haha oh siht, jinx!

 

live every day
talk to the hand
yeah right. fuck you cocksucker. just kidding. look, i had a long day.
by PigIron, 6-16-06

 

by PigIron
9-11-07
Did you watch CSI last night?
Cock Sucking Institute?
no. not really.

 

by PigIron
9-11-07
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
okay, i'm back.
tiny fists of baby
did you miss anything?
yes.

 

by PigIron
9-11-07
Hey! I just got a hotel room for the night and about 3 pounds of cocaine.
I just got thirteen pitbulls. We can watch them fight each other in the ring.
If a dog loses a match...
...we hang it or maybe electrocute it.
yes.
and then we blow a few lines. of our script! am i right? I'm new here.

 

by PigIron
6-07-08
haha oh shit, you just scared the pants off of me.
I ammm not wearing pants
no, me. my pants. gone.
are you going to submit this?
ugh, probably. this is my blue period.

 

by PigIron
6-07-08
hey hey Darth Sidious is a fucking dick.
Yeah, no shit. seriously.
I think he "borrowed" EJ's book on Ireland and then never returned it.
hah see you l8r background.
Oh. no, yeah I guess. dick move. yo, do you still have my Rye/Max Colby 7"? Or does Darth Maul have it? No, but seriously... habve you seen it? fuck, I can't spell

 

by PigIron
6-07-08
ham shit look at me
ham shit?
i meant hah shit, but I mistyped so yeah.
consider the fourth wall broken
oh hey, i haven't seen you since that last abysmal strip about that sith lord and whatever.

 

by PigIron
6-07-08
i just robbed a bank. please call me rob.
oh shit, what's up rob? I'm a native american chieftan.
I'm really jonesing for a taco salad. do you know where i can get one for under $800,000.
not in this city!
it was the best of tims
fuckk.

 

by PigIron
6-07-08
RACISTS MEET: they hated each other -- then they met. See their story! CLICK HERE.
okay!
I'm clicking and ain't dick happening.

 

by PigIron
6-07-08
RACISTS MEET: they hated each other -- then they met. See their story! CLICK HERE.
okay!
I'm clicking and ain't dick happening.

 

by PigIron
6-07-08
someone broke into my penthouse last night
what?! How does someone break into a magazine!
I've got nothing more to say to that deer that was just here. I think.

 

by PigIron
6-07-08
hey, i was just at an Obama rally last night and yo -- did you know he was black?
Are you serious?
yes.
but he is so eloquent. are you sure he isn't a proud native american chieftan?

 

by PigIron
10-10-09
i'm going to make you hate yourself
oh, i thought you were my father
no, but i am seriously fucking hungry for japanese food. whatever, i don't care. i'll honestly eat ANYTHING right now.

 

by PigIron
2-01-10
I have to get to sleep
You have to get to sleep??
Yes.
Well, I really have to get to sleep
The ambulance came to pick up my upstairs neighbor Gary, but I thought they were talking about the guy who use to live in my place so I said "He doesn't live here any more" and they left.
I am very sleepy.

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