The Complimentary Long Shot

Author: Pikachu_Fragger

Date: April 11, 2003

by Pikachu_Fragger
4-11-03
And so, our heroes split up into three teams.
Kate: Another long shot, I see. Damn lazy author.
Billy: Hey, the background looks the same from here. I feel shrunk.
The first search team has Dexter, Liz and Mark. The Second has Kate, Jim, and Karl, while the third team has Alfonz, Billy and Melissa.
Dex: Well, I can't exactly fit all nine of us here, now can I!?
Alfonz: No Billy, you wigger. Your brain has shrunk from all that XBox and rap crap that you listen to.
And the whining goes on.
Liz: *sigh* Whatever. This is just bizarre.
Melissa: Note to self: Mark + Stickshift rocket = bigger concussion