All comics by PinkLickingJesus

 

Ok...here we are, all alone...heh heh heh....
Now before we get started...I must know...are you a guy or a girl?
....ok whatever, I'll take a wild guess....now fork over the cock, baby...

 

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.....You're fucking head is too fat....

 

Man & Bird....
Together they stand staring...
Away they walk in triumph...

 

Hey there little boy....
...uhhh?
?
....what the mother-fucking fuck?
Ha! Tricked yo fat-ass, bizatch!

 

Hmmm...says here on this letter, "welcome to Heaven" signed "St.Paul"....hmmm, guess I never should have killed that old tractor family...
Sup Dawg!
Who the fuck are you?
Jesus...who else?
You sure don't look like you do in the paintings...
Well, ya know what? You don't look like your mother when I fucked her up the ass hole when me & my dad, God, tag-teamed her virgin pipes behing the gas station at midnight a few years back...bitch....

 

Father...I feel that my life has taken a turn for the worst...I just don't know what to do anymore...can you help me?
Have you considered the word of our heavenly lord, Jesus Christ, my son?
Oh Jesus...what am I to do...?
Wow, I didn't think you'd take that pedophille priest literally...well since you asked, I'd say suicide is the best answer, eveyone wants to go to heaven, so what's the wait for? Go for the gold bro!!
Oh lord!
Hey, Jesus was a tease, ya child raping fuck...

 

So you're saying that you kill people because a guy with long brown hair nailed to a wooden cross tells you to? Yeah, right buddy...and I'm Jesus! Ha....nut-case mofo...
It wasn't me, I swea rit on my grave...it was the holy ghost I tell ya, the holy ghost!
Hey, it's all about homosexual actions, my friend...
You said it...mmm-hmmm...
......?
......?

 

In the streets of Compton...
What, huh? You want some of this young cunt, you child molesting fuck-face!?!
!?!?!?!?!
hahaha, fuck you, you suck little uncircumsized cocks for breakfats, dinner, lunch, brunch and a midnight snack, you Jesus sucker
How dare you criticize the ancient art of the Catholic Religion....you damn Christian school girl, Jesus will have your head for this!!!
Meanwhile,...in Hell...
Stupid christians....they don't know what they're missing....right you little fat-headed slut?
This time, I want it in MY ass, you big dick hogger! I never get to have any fun...

 

by PinkLickingJesus
10-01-02
It takes one nail to post a picture of Jesus up on a wall...
But it takes two nails to post him up to his death....

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