How to smash the state #2

Author: Pionir

Date: January 14, 2003

by Pionir
1-14-03
Hello, Dabs support line, how may I help you?
Hello, I'd like to complain about the motherboard I bought from you. It appears there is a design defect in it. Although it's a very good product, I'd like a refund
OK, return it to us and we'll send you another
No, I don't want another, I want to be given a job as Cheif Executive of Dabs - it's as much as I deserve after serving my country for years
Sorry, we can't help you there. *click*
maybe it'd be easier to just argue on irc