All comics by Plant_One

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by Plant_One
1-23-01
I read in the newspaper today that scientists in Cambridge have been able to actually stop a beam of light by freezing it.
Dude, what the hell are you??

 

by Plant_One
1-23-01
Um...I think I'm lost. What is this place?
You are in HELL!! mwa ha ha ha!!
Is that it?
Yes, carry on..

 

by Plant_One
1-23-01
Hey, little girl...what are you looking at?
Nothing.

 

by Plant_One
1-23-01
Mom, why do some people tease me for the way I look?
Uh...I'm your father.

 

by Plant_One
1-23-01
Geez...now what?
We have brought you aboard as a representative of your planet. You will travel to our home and meet with our elders.
Wow, that's a lot of pressure. What happens if I'm not good enough for your elders?
Then they will decide your fate by drawing suggestions from a hat.
One week later...
Shit.

 

by Plant_One
1-23-01
Purple Thing is lost in space..
This sucks. How on earth am I going to get home now?
Just what I need!
Hey, who said that?
Kill me now..

 

by Plant_One
1-23-01
Uh-oh.
Woo-hoo!

 

by Plant_One
1-25-01
Hey buddy...you're missing an ear...
I said you're MISSING AN EAR!
...stupid rabbit..
I am the angel of death..

 

by Plant_One
1-27-01
The Crocodile Hunter goes to Africa...
Right! Here we 'ave one of the laaaargest birds in the worl'! He's a might cranky though, so I shouldn't get too close!
Folks, I feel really lucky...this is an AFRICAN ELEPHANT!! He knows I'm no threat to 'im though, so he "shouldn't" try to trample me to death..
Wow! This one's a mean sucker! I don't know if I should press my luck with this one, but what the hell...

 

by Plant_One
1-27-01
My Jedi mind powers can conquer anything!
Are you dead yet?
Keep trying..

 

by Plant_One
1-27-01
"Put Your hands up in the air...put your hands up...in the air.."
Oh yeah..

 

by Plant_One
2-04-01
I've been sent to the corner to think about what I've done..
I thought I'd be nice and bake a cake for everyone.
Who could've guessed that the egg beater I used was a vibrator?

 

by Plant_One
2-04-01
So we're the new characters, eh?
Looks like it...pretty sad isn't it?
What do we have to offer the comic world?
I can show off my kung-fu techniques..
That's not all you can show off.
?

 

by Plant_One
2-04-01
Your sash is inside out.
Shut-up!
Alright.

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