First, an introduction.

Author: PlatformerMastah

Date: May 23, 2002

This is an introduction of a comic called "The Gaming Alley". It's about gaming, but also about the life of some other guys. Let me introduce them.
Hey, I'm Dex. I am obsessed with Tetris, and not very bright...but hey, at least I'm obsessed with Tetris. Oh, and this is not a kilt.
Uh huh. Well, I'm Jake. Stupid...I mean Dex's best friend. I kinda...okay really find him annoying, but he's pretty cool.
I'm Kate, Dex's girlfriend. Yes, he is kind of stupid sometimes, but I don't care...Also, I am not as attractive as I should've been, but oh well.
I'm Ugga, some random idiot who has an IQ lower than the times Dex went out on a date. (3)
There are more...but you'll find out about them later.
And I'm the ugly asian girl who won't be in the comic at all!