Even Jake can be dumb sometimes.

Author: PlatformerMastah

Date: May 25, 2002

Remember, Jake can only see the back of the guy.
Hey there, honey. Are those pants from Mars? 'Cause baby, your ass is out of this world.
I want to take you to the place where things go bump in the night. My bed.
HOLY FRIED CRAP ON A STICK!!!
Oooh baby, you turn me on.