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by Plissken
6-08-02
I'm PsiVen. I fuck goats.
...
...
Shit.

 

by Plissken
6-25-02
HELO I AM PLISSKEN ADN I AM IN {GSF} OOPS HELD DOWN SHIFT
I'm Archy. I'm in [GSF] too.
HEY GUES WAT
What?

 

by Plissken
6-26-02
I have a hammer.
Yes, I noticed.
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

by Plissken
6-26-02
Hi.

 

by Plissken
6-26-02
I fucked up, big time.
You know, that last comic wasn't really supposed to have the last two panels be completely empty with the default characters. However, you can't delete or edit your comics here.
Real big time.
I fucked up the last comic because I hit enter too soon, I guess. If you hit enter it just saves your comic as is, regardless of whether you accidentally left the last panels in their defaulted state.

 

by Plissken
6-26-02
Hi, sweetie! ;) I'm Jenny!
Uh, hi.
How are you doing?
Fine, thank you for asking. It's refreshing to meet someone on the internet who is actually courteous and can use proper grammar.
So, how do you feel about hard ass-fucking?
What?

 

by Plissken
6-26-02
How do you feel about erotics? I have a site, I could give you the address...
No thanks, really, I have work to do...
How do you feel about erotics? I have a site, I could give you the address...
What the fuck just happened?

 

by Plissken
6-26-02
Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me!
What?
How do you feel about erotics? I have a site, I could give you the address...
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

by Plissken
6-26-02
You look really constipated that way, you know that?

 

by Plissken
6-27-02
HEY, KIDS! DO YOU LIKE TOYS?
You bet I do!
DO YOU LIKE JESUS?
Yeah, I suppose I do!
THEN YOU'LL LOVE...ACTION JESUS!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Plissken
6-27-02
THAT'S RIGHT KIDS! ACTION JESUS! JUST LOOK AT ALL OF HIS ABILITES, LIKE HIS KUNG FU GRIP!
See? I can hold on to these pins SUPER TIGHT!
That's awesome, Action Jesus!
OR HIS ABILITY TO SEND SINNERS STRAIGHT TO HELL IN A FIERY BLAST OF FLAME!
FEEL THE MIGHT OF GOD, CHILDREN!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY, ACTION JESUS, WHY???!!!!!
ONLY $45 DOLLARS, AT YOUR LOCAL RELIGIOUS NEEDS STORE! (Father Carl Sidekick sold separately)
Where's little Johnny, I want to have a little talk with him, that young, handsome, virile boy, with his tight bottom and luscious lips, the way his nipples just call out, "Squeeze me...squeeze me..."
You're one sick puppy, Carl.

 

by Plissken
6-28-02
I'm Mr. Knifey.
*unleashteheval*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA

 

by Plissken
6-28-02
I'm MrKnifey.
*unleashteheval*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

 

by Plissken
6-28-02
I'm Mrs.Knifey.
*unleashevenmoreevalhnnnnnnnnnng*
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahHAHAHAHA

 

by Plissken
6-28-02
*unleashteheval*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

by Plissken
6-28-02
*unleashteheval*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by Plissken
7-12-02
Hi I'm Flux ^_^ Stop banning me from IRC I hate it I'm going to tell on you stop ^_^
I CULD DO AN EASY JOEK HEAR BUT I WOTN
OH WATE YES I WILL *UNLEASHTEHEVAL*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH ^_^

 

by Plissken
7-15-02
I've just noticed that my last six comics have been the same pathetic "unleashteheval" jokes, basically just directed at people I don't like for no good reason. I feel I should be above this.
I mean, I should be capable of coming up with new ideas, I should. And I will, eventually. Maybe.
AHAHAHAHAHAhahaAHhAHAHHAHAH
AHAhahahahAHAHAHAHAH

 

by Plissken
10-07-02
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

by Plissken
10-07-02
REEEE REEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE
This sucks so much ass.

 

by Plissken
10-07-02
Hi, I'm the new protagonist of Starcraft: Ghost! Don't I have perky breasts?!!
You know, nobody looks like that in real life.
It seems like most game companies don't realize that realism when designing characters isn't something to be ashamed of. I mean, why not have an overweight hairy woman as a hero for once?
Because if I was fat and hairy, then you wouldn't have that boner you have right now!
Fuck you, bitch.

 

by Plissken
10-12-02
BOY HOWDY, IT'S AN INJUN!
I'm not Native American, I'm Asian. You can tell because my character name is "asiangirl2."
WELL BOY HOWDY, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THAT AS A NAME DON'T MAKE IT TRUE! HELL, IF OUR NAMES DICTATED OUR BEHAVIOR, THEN I'D BE NAMED "PEDOPHILE/NECROPHILIAC1," WOULDN'T I?
Shit.

 

by Plissken
10-12-02
You're LDL's mom, aren't you?
Yes.
I thought so.

 

by Plissken
7-13-03
Rowr
zzzzzzap
Fair enough....
Damn straight.

 

by Plissken
9-19-03
Once Upon A Time In The Middle Ages...
Boy, it sure is great that our cities are getting so big!
Really? Because I figured that the more the city grows the more the population grows, and as a result there are too many of us at times.
How untrue! It's not crowded at all right here, and these are the public bathrooms in the middle of town?
Then why can't I tell whether I'm using a male or female toilet? Maybe because there are so many people in such a small area I can't see ANYTHING?
...I'm going to pee on your leg now.
Please don't.

 

by Plissken
9-20-03
Once Upon A Time In The Middle Ages...
Hello, you interesting-looking trader from India, you. Could I trade this cat for some silk?
I'm afraid not. See, we're only using money to trade now. You'll have to go get any foreign coins exchanged for local coins at the money changer booth.
I'm back, and I have brought money.
That's just your cat again, except this time you've spray-painted "money" on him.
That is of no importance. Besides, I never told you why I was trading the cat. He's got massive rabies, and if I threw him at you you'd be infected within a second.
SOLD.

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