Mi Derecha

Author: Plissken

Date: September 20, 2003

by Plissken
9-20-03
Once Upon A Time In The Middle Ages...
Hello, you interesting-looking trader from India, you. Could I trade this cat for some silk?
I'm afraid not. See, we're only using money to trade now. You'll have to go get any foreign coins exchanged for local coins at the money changer booth.
I'm back, and I have brought money.
That's just your cat again, except this time you've spray-painted "money" on him.
That is of no importance. Besides, I never told you why I was trading the cat. He's got massive rabies, and if I threw him at you you'd be infected within a second.
SOLD.