All comics by PoIoAmNsO

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by PoIoAmNsO
6-15-06
Hey Todd! I really like you!
Oh! When is this gonna stop. Oh well, gotta turn queer again!
Ahhhhh! Where's my lover?
Hey, were is Maurice?
There you are! Get back home! Now!
Oh boy. Here it goes again!

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-15-06
Got bacon? Bacon good!!
Technically, Mr. Baconman, everything in hell burns, and bacon would surely crisp!!
Technically, Mr. Hell nucleur weapons don't burn. HAHAHAHA! I can finally rule the world!!
Got bacon? Bacon good!!
Well you know what? Got coffee? Coffee damn good!

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-15-06
Hello Hell! Well, what do you know, killing can really be a new hobby!!!!!
I never doubted you, Mr. Bunnyman. You are a true member of our elite group!
Hey!! What are you looking at?!
I'm just lonely!! I want a friend. I'm single, and I'm hopeless!!!
Hey! Why are we here?
I think I cut my blood circulation

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-15-06
Ha! I told everybody how I will rule the world. Nobody can stop me at all! You can all go home!
Hi! I'm your mediator. Please, share your feelings with me. It's okay to feel this way sometimes!!!
Can you kill in hell? Must kill!!!
Well, technically Mr. Bunnyman sir, I cannot really tell. Since the flesh of a deceased is already seared, I can't see how. But it's hell, so anything can happen.
It's alright! I'm just a harmless bunny. Come closer!
Maurice is that you! I told you to get the pillow. It's going to be nicer. Get some decor too. You know how I love making it by candlelight.

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-15-06
Hey everyone!! Oh, why is there a piece of bacon right beside me?
What are you doing here? For your information, I'm not just a piece of bacon. I finished Harvard you know. My SAT score is 2400. I'm smarter than everyone in this planet!
Yes, can I have large fries?
Would you like fries with that man?
I want justice!
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT! WHY ISN'T ANYBODY SAYING ANYTHING!

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-15-06
Hey have you seen that guy in the office? He creeps me out! He keeps asking if I like popsicles!
Oh, dur dur dur. What is up! Dawg homee gee isicle! Moo moo, hawg, hawg. Oh, please kill me!!
Oh, not again!
Pardon me asking, but do you like popsicles. I have a whole refrigirator full of popsicles down in the cellar!
Sometimes I feel so left out of life. It feels like there is something missing!
Wanna bear?

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-15-06
Hey pretty face. Do you want to go out? Where, tell me! I have an art studio.
Hold on there cowboy. This ain't brokeback mountain! Stay back you dirty cowboy!!
Mommy? Can I take my pants off?
No, you sick dick! You've had far too many drinks!
Oh my god, a real alien! How wierd!
And they say I'm wierd

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-16-06
My life is so depressing! I can't find the right girl!
Well, being a cartoon isn't fun either!
Hey it kinda feels like we made a connection! You're the perfect one for me!!
Get away from me, you stupid turd! Why don't you just do it with a cow!!
Hey baby!!!
Moo?

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-21-06
Hey Dennis! How's it going?
Well, I don't really know. I've had so much drinks, it never really occurs to me. I am so busted!
Hey Dennis! Wanna play! I love your boxers!
Must be the effects of my hangover! That's cool. Rock on puppy!!
Okay buddy, you're going into custody!
Definitely not cool.

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-21-06
So I was saying no, and the guy kept charging me for the groceries. It's so outragous! The other day I was picking out a cute outfit. It totally fit me. I can't believe I was born so beautiful!
Oh god, please shoot me. When will this guy ever stop. Shut up already!
So I was flying the other day. I was checking my wings out when I noticed something was wrong. I looked and I saw a dent. I coudn't believe it!
Could you please just SHUT UP! I can't stand it anymore. First it's the bacon, now it's you! You make me sick!
So I was saying the other day, wouldn't it be nice if I had a friend. I could fry in their goodness, and crisp in the sun. I wanna be free again!
I'll make your death quick and painless if you please SHUT UP ALREADY!

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-25-06
Hey dude! Nice bod! I love my life!
Please Lord, can I stab him. I think he likes to bleed!
Put your hands up. You disgrace me! Jewbag!
I'm a friggen block of ice. WTF do you wan from me.
Oh, what now?
Letter to Mr. Fagbag Focker

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-25-06
Nice siccle! Gonna go home now, check out my MySpace.
Please, anyone. Kill Me!
I'm way ahead of you!
Who the hell would want a MySpace?
So calm, yet so weird.
Yup!

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-25-06
Hey man! Could you please stop hypnotizing yourself? It's not cool!
Chicks dig it!

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-28-06
Ladies and gentlemen, this is hell.
Hell is a very boring place indeed.
Just ask Rob.
Go away!

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-28-06
Here we see the usual chatter in hell.
We need to get him out of here, Jim. He's a potential fire hazard!
I know what you mean. He's been threatening the poor bacon!
Simple child's play.
Hey mister baconman! Could I burn you?
Stay back. I'm warning you!
Job done.
Why do I always have to do the dirty work?

 

by PoIoAmNsO
6-29-06
You will all see that hell is not a nice place.
So, I found out that I'm pregnant!
Who's the father?
You will all see that hell is not a nice place.
You are.
Oh shit!
Hell is weird.
You want to burn the baby?
I don't even remember when I slept with you.

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-02-06
WOOOOOOO!
Hi, I have a present for you.
WTF? Why doesn't Santa Claus give me my presents?
I'm a very special elf.
Oh SHIT!
You're a dickhead.

 

Why am I here?
Because, you broke the goth law. Instead of listening to HIM for 24/7, you decided to listen to Michael Jackson.
by PoIoAmNsO, 7-02-06

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-02-06
Oh, so you're here too?!
I was caught listening to Bob Dylan.
I'm gay.

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-03-06
You know that goth kid, he's gay. We must do something.
I'll tell my friend Maurice. He'll fix the problem.
Greetings human/gaylord, I have come here to abduct you.
Do you guys have Michael Jackson?
Alright, don't try anything stupid. Maurice told me all about you. If you do something, I will shoot you.
Hmm... I wonder if he has a gender?

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-03-06
Ok.. Please stop raping our whole population.
Wow, their bodies are so slender and beautiful.
I will send you back to hell. Jeff is going to decide what to do with you.
The way the talk, it's like so awesome. AHHHHH Men
You know I can read your mind. You're a dickhead.
Oh snap.

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-03-06
Oh, so you're back. I see. (I think we have to kill him).
Yeah, I was too much for them.
Come here you, I will make your death quick.
Hmmmm..... I never raped a bunny before.
Uhhhhh, I can't even stand to look at a gay person. I'm staying out of this.
Does my pale, ghostly skin and cut up and sliced wrists appeal to you, my precious.

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-04-06
Hello, Jim. I have a favor to ask you. See, there is this pest that won't go away. Could you exterminate him?
Surely, anything you ask.
Oh yeah, by the way, he's gay.
I'm staying out of this.

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-04-06
Oh god, I'm in custody.
That sucks.
Do you have cops in space?
No Robby, we have strippers.

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-04-06
Hi, I'm Gabe.
I got kicked in the balls really hard.
Oh shit, I don't have any balls!

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-04-06
Will you marry me?
Oh gosh, I donn't know what to say.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Yes, ok.
I'm not talking to you, I'm trying to send telepathic waves to the walls.
:( sigh

 

by PoIoAmNsO
7-05-06
Hello! Would you like to write a letter?
A paperclip!
I said, WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE A LETTER!
A paperclip!
Don't toy with me!
Hey baby!

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