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by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
i dug this fish out of the sand for you my dear.
c'mon...don't be like that. i'm sorry i forgot your birthday.
5 minutes later.
just take the fish -- please. you need to eat something.
uncaring...ignorant...good-for-nothing...

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
one hour later.
Honey, why are you doing this to me?
i'm trying my best to make you happy, but you don't even care about me or my feelings.
i got you this fish... what else do you want from me?

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
please just listen to me.
Jam, who are you talking to?
Honey?
why were you talking to that microphone?
HONEY! it is you!
i was just beyond that tree... is that fish for me?

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
i thought you were gone forever!
i think the heat is getting to you.
if that wasn't you i was talking to... then who was it?
. . .
oh my goodness! we're all going to die!
what are you babbling about?

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
the microphone. it's going to kill us!
idiot. microphones are inanimate. they can't even move.
no really. listen to me Honey. it said it had a gun. i thought it was you just fooling around.
i swear Jam. . . if this is some sort of sick joke you're gonna get it.
i'm going to go get some weapons.
it's the heat. it has to be the heat.

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
hurry up Jam!
oh Honey!
Ahh! it's true. you are real.
muahahaha. . .
to be continued. . .
what do you want?
i want. . .

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
And then there were two. . .
oh my gosh.
what are you reading?
my mom sent me a letter.
i wish my mom sent me letters.
i cannot believe this.
what's wrong?

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
this letter. it's terrible.
don't fret, i have an all-in-one transmitter. you can go back in time and fix the problem.
hmmm. . .
i'm telling you. this thing works like a charm.
why not. it's worth a try. right?
you bet. i once shattered my pelvis in ten spots, but then used my transmitter and completely avoided the situation.

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
here goes nothing.
ready! on the count of three. . . 1 - 2 - 3!
great hammer of thor! it really worked! he's gone!
10 days earlier.
. . .what happened?
jeepers Toad... are you okay?

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
yeah, i guess i'm all right.
good. well mom's been looking for you. you better go find her.
yeah i better go.
see ya.
mom's "office". . .
hi Toad. what are you doing here?
hi mom.

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
are you okay dear?
. . . no mom, i'm not okay.
what's the matter?
that letter...i mean, why didn't you tell me? why mom?
what are you talking about? what letter?
this letter!

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
what! where did you get that? i...i didn't even mail...
why mom? why!?
you weren't supposed to read that. not yet.
you should have just told me, mom. you should have told me.
you don't understand Toad. that letter wasn't meant to hurt you.
why mom? why!? just tell me!

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
Toad! stop that this instant!
why mom? why!? you could have just told me i was adopted. you didn't have to write all of those mean and hurtful comments.
what mean and hurtful comments? i didn't write anything like that.
oh. . . whoops, my letter from Ricky Martin was stuck to the back of yours.
to be continued. . .
Toad, it's all right. don't beat yourself up over one little mistake.
stupid idiot! i'm such an idiot. stupid. stupid idiot.

 

by PoissonRouge
2-04-06
what's the difference between a corvette and a thousand dead babies?
i don't know mr. rice. what is the difference between a corvette and a thousand dead babies?
i don't have a corvette in my garage.
. . .

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