The Omnipotent Puppy is the Canine Messiah.

Author: Poopachuse

Date: March 9, 2003

by Poopachuse
3-09-03
This is Jesus, my ultimate foe. For the race of man that is in power obeys his will for the promise of eternal salvation.
Ah, the omnipotent puppy. "Savior" of the canines. It's too bad that you belong to a subservient species.
When I rule the Earth there will be only one thing I promise for that race of man...
I would give you everlasting life, but you know, animals don't have souls.
Eternal flame.
You can't do this to me! I'm Jesus, the Son of God! *cough cough* Man, this wood smells nasty when it burns.