The Omnipotent Puppy Visits My Master

Author: Poopachuse

Date: May 25, 2001

by Poopachuse
5-25-01
My friend, I have come to ask you a question.
You may ask it, my omnipotent brother.
Mankind views Hell as the place they DON'T want to go after their bodies have left the mortal coil. Why is that?
Well, "God" saw it as a way to reform indecent souls by getting them sent here. Souls that have ultimately been good their whole life are sent to Heaven to slave in "God's" salt mines.
And the reformed souls are reincarnated as politians on Earth, ahh the vicious circle.
Yeah, hey, you wanna jet over to The Hall of Vallhalla? I hear Thor is making a mean pork roast.