The Robot's Last Inquisition.

Author: Poopachuse

Date: January 18, 2001

by Poopachuse
1-18-01
Master, as your loyal friend I feel I must tell you, I am envious.
Why is that, my faithful companion?
I have trouble fathoming human emotions such as elation and remorse. Could you help me understand them?
Certainly, my dear robot. Elation is what you feel when you create a robot with superior thinking capabilities.
And remorse?
And remorse is what you feel when you realize you must destroy that robot because it is asking questions it wasn't programmed to ask.