The Integrity of the Media

Author: Poopachuse

Date: January 19, 2001

by Poopachuse
1-19-01
Tonight on "The Sick and Deranged," Three homosexual ninja rabbits discover the pleasures of tantric sex, in the middle of a Catholic sermon!
Jeez, more of that yuppie "shock television."
Dazzle your eyes with the writhing movements of a pregnant mother's innards as a baby is born. Only on the Lifetime Channel.
Darn, another ranting feminist show.
Crack addicts and perverts run our country on tonight's episode of "Our Nation."
Finally, something with a bit of truth.