The Omnipotent Puppy Gets an Idea.

Author: Poopachuse

Date: March 8, 2001

by Poopachuse
3-08-01
"ERROR: CANNOT READ DRIVE 'C:', PLEASE CONTACT THE MANUFACTURER AND SHELL OUT $300 DOLLARS TO FIX."
Oh the downfall of man is his dependence to computers
"ERROR: CANNOT READ DRIVE 'E:', PLEASE SELL YOUR HOUSE TO FIX."
Man worships these automated chunks of silicon and steel, not realizing that it is lowering his ability to think for himself.
"ERROR: CANNOT READ ANYTHING, PLEASE HANG YOURSELF FROM YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN."
Sometimes being omnipotent has its drawbacks. I can only destroy one computer at a time, and I will never control man as these machines do. Hmm, that gives me an idea.