Must die, must die, this jesus must die.(Warning: Not Funny)

Author: Porck

Date: February 21, 2002

by Porck
2-21-02
Even on the cross our Messiah forgave us...
Father, forgive them, they don't know what they are doing...
FORGIVE THEM!!?? They should burn in hell!
Hah! The Beardy fellow is a meany!
Father..into your hands..I command my spirit....
Tsss..wanker! We will have our revenge..they *will* burn in hell! (Now where did I leave Belzebubbles' phone number..)
Sum anticlimactic material..
Ermm..Father..dad..daddy! This cross here begins to sting a bit..those nails ain't a pleasure either..shouldn't I be dead right now?
BE QUIET YOU IDIOT! I allready explained to you..it's a popularity stunt..our ratings would be much higher if you'd rise from the dead in about 3 days..