All comics by PorpoiseManatee

 

001#-Depression Remover by PorpoiseManatee 5-01-11
One day ago.. at Christmas Eve... John, I told you to stop HAMMERING your head! You said that I should follow your advice.	One day later... Christmas... Why did I even do that... I killed STEVE! I shouldn't have done that...	So... Who do you want to be chopped again? The guy outside the building, in the alleyway. You'll find him in a trashcan.

 

002#-Stupid Mailmen, How do they work? by PorpoiseManatee 5-01-11
That's the thirty-third time I fell off my fire escape! What the heck?	Hey! What the heck?! I'm delivering mail and you just-	Shut up. OUCH!

 

003#-Cornholed by PorpoiseManatee 5-01-11
Steve was found by local police. BREAKING NEWS! Steve Grievings, age 28, was found dead inside the local morgue! Uh-oh, better hide!	Loading Windows 7... Hurry!	RAAARGGHH!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! Oh darn it!

 

004#-Mustard is Bad by PorpoiseManatee 5-01-11
Time to do my job...	What the? mustard? FSSSHHHH	Gosh, darn... CRRIISSSPPP

 

005# Zombie Outbreak by PorpoiseManatee 5-06-11
Blue is trapped inside his house by force after a zombie outbreak. Holy crap! Zombies! Grrughh! Eaaahh Blagghh! Craaaa!	Blugghh! Raahhhgh!!! Good thing I nailed up the door.	Blue discovers the basement. I wonder what would happen If I were to go inside... I have no choice! zombies are coming!! (and that freak too) GET IN NOW OR RECEIVE FREE LOBOTOMY AND CORNHOLING

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