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| I feel like I wish I could slap some customers in the face. Is that bad? | |
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| Ha! No, I sometimes take orders from people, and I just want to stab them in the eye with my pen. | |
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| Oooo, or give them a judo chop to the voice box if they mispronounce 'espresso' | |
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| Yeah, or shave off the skin over their kneecaps with my sandwich knife. | |
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| ...yeah, but we probably shouldn't do any of that. | |
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| Or stuff their mouth with a handful of our past due bills and set their hair on fire and kick them in the stomach until they put the fire out with their own vomit. | |
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