Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: June 10, 2014

by Porternotes
6-10-14
I am destined to die alone. I have no family. My apartment is empty and when Jeffrey is gone, I'll be soon to follow.
Well, maybe you should find a hobby or something besides your dog that gets you out of bed every morning.
I keep a clean house. I spend hours washing and scrubbing. My kitchen is so clean you could eat off of the floor. Ask any of my ex-wives, they'll tell you.
You have an ex-wife?
I have been married five times.
Shocker.