Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: July 31, 2014

by Porternotes
7-31-14
My mom told me that I need to find a job that pays more.
Well, she may be right. We can't really afford to pay you much more than we already are.
My mom told me that the reason you guys don't make money at this business is because you're hippies.
Well, I don't know if that's…
And that hippies are generally bad with their money.
The want ads are over by that couch.