Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: December 18, 2014

by Porternotes
12-18-14
I need to get my Secret Santa present for Chibbie. She likes Flaming Hot Cheetos.
You should get her those and Warheads.
You told me that I couldn't HAVE Warheads. You said they're junk!
YOU can't have them, they are junk, but your friends can.
If I poison my friends I'm no different than Monsanto.
You're friends are already choosing to poison themselves. You're just making them comfortable in their final moments.