Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: January 16, 2015

by Porternotes
1-16-15
Hello everybody! My name is Dave Smith, I know that Chris would have you call me "David" but the only person who calls me David is my mother.
So, when she comes back in here later I want everyone to call out nice and loud, "Hi, Mommy!" Can y'all do that for me? Ok!
I'm not comfortable calling just anyone "Mommy".
That's what sales is all about! Doing the uncomfortable.
Ok, you are bat-crap crazy.