Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: April 16, 2015

by Porternotes
4-16-15
Now that things have changed around here you don't host events anymore. Are you ever doing Open Mic again?
Funny you should mention that! We're going to host an Open Mic tomorrow night. 7pm.
No way! That's awesome. It'll give me the chance to try out my new routine.
Routine? Like comedy? I didn't know you were a comedian?
Well, I've actually never done it before, but I was thinking: I'll randomly pull an audience member on stage with me, then tell them embarrassing facts about my life to get a reaction. Funny, right?
What could possibly go wrong?