Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: April 17, 2015

by Porternotes
4-17-15
Ok, Matt, you don't have to be nervous. You're what they call the "straight guy". I'll do the funny stuff, you just stand there.
I can manage that.
So, folks. I haven't been able to please a woman sexually... well, ever. Probably because of my small penis and quick trigger.
The line forms to the left, ladies.