Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: April 23, 2015

by Porternotes
4-23-15
Your grandmother's birthday is in a couple of months, and there'll likely be some kind of get together.
That'll be nice.
No. It won't be nice. Nothing about getting together with the family is nice. They're mean to all of us. Especially your dad.
You guys are the adults, right?
Yeah....?
So get drunk! Guaranteed as soon as I'm old enough I'm bringing a bottle of hooch to EVERY family gathering.