Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: April 25, 2015

by Porternotes
4-25-15
What do you mean if the doctor wants to feel my testicles? Not everything can be discerned through a man's testicles.
Well, I didn't know. It seems like every standup comic has something to say about the doctor squeezing their balls.
How long have we known each other? When have I ever said to you "I don't think I'm feeling too well can you check my testicles for me?"
Just two nights ago.
I'm being serious.
How am I supposed to know the difference?