Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: June 4, 2015

by Porternotes
6-04-15
It really hurt my feelings when you kicked me out of the bathroom just now.
I'm sorry, but I don't care. It's one of those things where I draw the line.
I'm your husband. We should share everything.
Nope. Not going to happen.
Here, come into the bathroom. I'll show you my pooping face. I feel a real Jim Varney coming up.
No WAY!