Vegan Dad

Author: Porternotes

Date: June 14, 2015

by Porternotes
6-14-15
Ok, fine. What have you got going on that you can't host Open Mic this week.
Don't patronize me.
You can't say that I don't care about you as a person then when I ask you a personal question get pissy with me.
I have a date. Yes. Shocker, I know. Loser Matt, who nobody here respects, has a date. Surprise, surprise.
Really? What is your plan?
I was thinking of bringing her here to meet you guys.