Monkey Business

Author: Porternotes

Date: August 6, 2015

by Porternotes
8-06-15
Hey, Phil... Got a minute? Say, the rest of the group wanted me to talk to you, it's kind of embarrassing, but I hope you'll understand.
Oh, hey, Mike. What seems to be the problem?
We feel, well mostly they feel like you're not quite carrying your own weight in the group and... in short: You've gotta fling more poo, man.
It's ok, Mike. I had a feeling this was coming. Yeah, I know I've been down in production lately, but I have some things in mind to get my numbers up.
Great! Great. I knew you would be positive about this. What's your game plan?
Well, it hinges on the village at the edge of the jungle getting a Taco Bell.