The Deal

Author: Porternotes

Date: August 18, 2015

by Porternotes
8-18-15
I have five cases of crab legs. I'm not asking, I'm telling you to take them from me.
What do I need with crab? How much?
For you, I have such a deal. $400 per case.
What?! At that price, take your case of crab legs and shove it up your ass!
I would, but I've already got a case of shrimp up there.