CC640 Phil needs a job. (inspired by edoggydog)

Author: Porternotes

Date: April 15, 2016

by Porternotes
4-15-16
I really need this job. I can't blow the interview. If I don't get this job. I'll lose everything.
Shit, here he comes. I probably look desperate. Ok, deep breath. I need this job. Be witty. Be smart.
Thanks for waiting, Phil. Would you like to step this way?
Would I? My anus is at half-clench right now just thinking about being alone in a room with you.... only half-clench...wink, wink.
Well, I'd like to thank you for coming in. We'll let you know if we go that way.