CC#651 - Busted

Author: Porternotes

Date: September 8, 2016

by Porternotes
9-08-16
What the hell are you doing?
Whoa! It isn't what you think.
Were you masturbating?
I can't help it. I was diagnosed with a compulsive disorder. The only thing that relaxes me is periodic masturbation.
How come I never noticed this before? Wait, is this why you lost that job at the petting zoo?
Allow me to answer both questions at the same: I didn't really donate your old fur coat to charity.